About Phyllis

    Phyllis is a cute rescue bunny who will ALWAYS accept bananas (even when she's grumpy). Some of her favorite things are storytime, Tipping over mugs of coffee, Laying down somewhat randomly in the middle of the hallway, And doing all those at once. Phyllis doesn’t like getting her hair cut, being outside when it’s raining, and loud noises, but she really hates other bunnies. Some of her favorite foods are apples, cilantro, parsley, and bananas (Yum!). During an interview, Phyllis said that "Nobunny should be picked up cuz we don’t like it. I rest my case."She is also against getting up early in the morning, driving long distances, getting hair cuts, and stinky farts. Many people think Phyllis is right, but some people disagree with her.

   Phyllis is very smart and she is a good lawn mower, but she’s not as good as you think she is. She can be really really loud at night, steal your slippers or phone, and she eats house plants that are low to the ground.She’s also very -when I say very, I mean VERY- cute when she gets fed. Oh, and lots of people think bunnies like carrots, I mean, they do, but they mostly eat hay, grass, and veggies, but Phyllis doesn’t like carrots that much, so she just eats the tops of the carrots (the green part). She likes that part. Oh, and she also likes nibbling on the book you are reading. She wants to be fed now. And now. And now.